Showing posts with label funny stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny stuff. Show all posts

Friday, 13 April 2012

:)

I miss the old Cartoon Network.
Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Billy and Mandy.
Winx Club.



Ed,Edd and Eddy.
KND.



Samurai Jack.



Justice League.


PPFG.


Johny Bravo.

Scooby-Doo.


Tom and Jerry.


Dexter.

topic not found :p

It's dark.
i'm scared.

lol.
i'm kidding.

i'm funny.
word.


Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.

"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."


it's just a joke.
don't sue me.
please?

Tuesday, 3 April 2012

The heartbreak.

It was perfect.

The feeling of the soft music surrounding her.
The feeling of her favorite Levis.
The feeling of the ice cream slowly melting in her mouth.

But she hated it.

The fact that she was listening to their song without him.
The fact that her Levis felt uncomfortable without them being in his lap.
The fact that she was eating ice cream,which she never ate without being fed by him.

The long and lonely nights dragged by.They never ended.She felt she was in this circle where she is always alone hoping,believing and wishing he'd b back.This went on and on.
It had to end.



"You never told me not to talk to him!",she screamed at the top of her voice,"You said I could do what I want!"."That's so not what I meant.Haven't you heard of sarcasm babe?",he said keeping his cool but dumping his favorite shirts in his bag carelessly.He never did this.He was possessive about his shirts. 

"Hon,I'm sorry.I just never thought you would feel I'd sleep with your best friend.I crossed my limits.",the tone of her voice had changed.It was suddenly as if she had given up.
Given up trying to fight with him.
She never could fight with him.
She knew that.
He knew that.

A thud was heard.
He had left.
Left her alone in this dump.
A dump-her Andheri 3 BHK had become as he left.



She had crossed her limits.
She knew that.
Going with his best friend to the movies alone!
That was wrong.
But nothing had happened,she swore.
She had not told him because she knew he would mind.
The friend,was a jerk,going with his best friend's babe alone for the movies without telling him.

This was screwed up.
Screwed up,big time.

"I'm such a bitch.",she thought.
"Bitch.Bitch.Bitch."










Sunday, 1 April 2012

Shit happens.

Awkward moment when you study the wrong chapters for your test :|






Grr..